The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Twelve days Microsoft
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Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
What is your IQ?
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Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!