The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...