Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...