On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!