Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!