Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...