Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...