Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?