Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...