The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.