OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...