F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...