Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...