Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...