Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...