The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...