Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...