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Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...