Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
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Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
OLD NEVER DIES 4
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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...