Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...