A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...