There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Little Johnny Proposes
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Dad will never say
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To Drown
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Army fitness report
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
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Useful work phrases
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Yo mama is so fat
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