Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...