Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...