I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...