Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...