Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...