Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...