Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...