Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...