Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.