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gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
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One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Froglights!
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51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
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Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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