face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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4 Blonde quickies…
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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...