Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...