Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...