Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...