One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...