You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....