Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...