Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...