“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...