The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...