The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...