Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...