Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...