Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...