Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...