Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...