Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...