Early retirement
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Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
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What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
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A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
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